Names that are also Things, Pt. 1
January 25, 2010
So, lets imagine that your name is Mike Rafone, and you live in a town where peoples names are also innanimate objects, or even actions, but whatever they are, they usually aren’t normal people names….
Fuck it, this is a random list of a bunch of semi-realistic names that are also things.
1 Jen Oreous
2 Ray Zorburn
3 Janet Ore
4 Reid Enwright
5 Luke Wharm
6 Dan Jerous
7 Miles Tugo
8 Chris Tollball
9 Rick O’Shea
10 Jacques Strapp
11 Jim Nasium
12 Juan Tedmore
13 Nick Ellendime
14 Cy Bohrg
15 Dan Dilyion
16 Chris Mastry
17 Reid Astorie
18 Guss Tuvwind
19 Rob Yurbank
20 Sol Tanpeper
21 Justin Case
22 Mike Hunt
23 Pattie O’Furniture
24 Ryan O’Plasty
25 Ben Yornee
If you don’t get any of them on the first try, then think about it for a minute. These are the best ones. If you still don’t get it, wait until the next 25.
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hahaha Classic
can you imagine if someone’s last name was O’Furniture?
this made me laugh. although it took me a couple minutes to get most of them.