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25 Band Names That Would Make Horrible Pornos

September 1, 2009
by deathro

We here at Readitdammit are pretty sure that this is never going to get old, so here are our picks for 25 band/musical group/musician names that would make horrible pornos. Enjoy.

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  1. Smash Mouth
  2. Eric Burden & the Animals
  3. The Pussycat Dolls
  4. Village People
  5. The Beatles
  6. Simon & Garfunkel
  7. The Beach Boys
  8. Peter, Paul & Mary
  9. Flogging Molly
  10. Sex Pistols
  11. The Killers
  12. Meat Loaf
  13. Men Without Hats
  14. …And You Will Know Us By Our Trail Of Dead
  15. Three Dog Night
  16. Boyz II Men
  17. Seal
  18. Korn
  19. Queens of the Stoneage
  20. Blood, Sweat & Tears
  21. Ben Harper & the Relentless Seven
  22. Presidents of the United States of America
  23. Goo Goo Dolls
  24. House of Pain
  25. Men at Work

BONUS: Band Names that Would Make Great Pornos

  1. Hole
  2. Three Non-Blondes
  3. Barenaked Ladies
  4. Alice in Chains
  5. The Lovin’ Spoonful
  6. The Mamas and the Papas

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