25 Movies that would make horrible pornos
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And without further ado, our first guest post:
25 Movies that would make horrible pornos
1. James and the Giant Peach
2. Fast and the Furious
3. Exit Wounds
4. Frost Nixon
5. My Bloody Valentine
6. There Will Be Blood
7. Ernest Goes to Jail
8. Childs Play
9. Choke
10. Freddy Got Fingered
11. Something’s Gotta Give
12. Three Men and a Baby
13. My Cousin Vinny
14. Enter The Dragon
15. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
16. Jawbreaker
17. The Last Temptation of Christ
18. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
19. Failure to Launch
20. The Sting
21. The Parent Trap
22. 12 Monkeys
23. Waist Deep
24. She’s The Man
25. Daddy Daycare
This is hilarious. However, whoever thought that fast and the furious would make a horrible porno is completely out of touch with reality.
Rushhour
Hunt for Red October
Big Fish
Red Dawn
The Pacifier
Alien vs Predator
Slapshot
Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium
Mr. Woodcock
Girl Interrupted
Deep Impact
Tomb Raider
Monsters Ball
The Abyss
Iron Fist
My Left Foot
Milk
Thunderball
Do the Right Thing
Die Hard
March of the Penguins
Two for the Money